Contents: Amo, Amas, I Love a Lass (Arnold) * Anthony Preaches to the Fish (Mahler) * Ballad of the Fat Turkeys (Chabrier) * Church Bell at Night (Barber) * The Classicist (Mussorgsky) * The Cunning Constable (Leveridge) * A Fine Line (Barab) * How Often Have I Prayed (Wolf) * I Love Love (Bizet) * I Was Informed (Wolf) * If You've Only Got a Moustache (Foster) * The Kiss (Beethoven) * My Wife If a Most Knowing Woman (Foster) * The One Way (Ives) * Promiscuity (Barber) * Rumpled, Tumbled and Jumbled (Anon) * The Seminarian (Moussorgsky) * Strong Imagination (Mahler) * The Useless Serenade (Brahms) * Vilanelle of the Little Ducks (Chabrier) * A Warning (Mozart) * Why Should'st Thou Sweare I Am (Charles I).