I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here is a collection of essays for every person out there who feels like they're never going to fall in love, or they're never going to be happy, or they're just not sure that they'll ever get their life together. It answers questions like, "When are you supposed to drop the 'what are we' bomb?" and "What's the difference between being happy and being happier than someone else?" And, perhaps most importantly, "Why do women's menstrual cycles sync up?" It's for anybody out there who's just feeling a little bit lost, and needs to be reminded that none of us actually have any clue what we're doing here.