I Don't Need No Stinkin' Culture" takes a skewed look at a variety of topics, such as teachers' underwear, PBS, unique dating sites, holidays and elfin maidens. This humorous and opinionated collection is both enlightening and educational, as well as downright strange, and seeks to answer such burning questions as Jimmy Dean - Sausage King or Savior? Michael's stream-of-consciousness writing style reveals an inquistive mind that can best be described as way-past-normal. The influence of writers such as Mark Twain, Christopher Moore, Dave Barry and Dr. Hunter S. Thompson contribute to the author's unique satirical approach to everyday conundrums.