Every year, millions of families come together to share the magic and wonder of Christmas, to joyously celebrate the Yuletide Season with merriment and heartfelt glee, and gather around the Christmas tree to exchange thoughtful gifts and fond memories of Christmases past. This is not the story of one of those families. Christmas and sanity hang by a thin thread, and the only thing more important than raking in expensive presents is gaining control of the television remote control. Ho ho ho, God help us everyone