I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow

In a series of wonderfully funny stories, the host of CBC s "WireTap" recounts the highs and lows of his last year in his thirties. Throughout the year, Goldstein asks weighty questions that would stump a person less seasoned. For example: What is it about a McRib that drives people crazy? Can we replace extending an olive leaf with extending an olive jar? How much wisdom can we glean from episodes of "Welcome Back, Kotter"? His friends and family, many of them known through their appearances on "WireTap," weigh in with hilarious results as Goldstein eats, sleeps, and watches bad TV all the way to his date with destiny."