Cows from Outer Space. Why I Ate My Husband. Jesus Returns, and the Christians Think He's Nuts. These and other pieces of unintentional genius from the demented mind of Richard Scott complete this collection of hilarious short stories and idiotic comedy bits. Scott's comedy ranges from the highbrow Toilet Humour to the historical docu-drama, I Heard the President Fart. From the absurd Toast Hunters of the Amazon, to the surreal My Father the Android, to the farcical Dances Like Jew, to the ridiculous The Adventures of Superman's Pants, I'm an Idiot, You're an Idiot is guaranteed to make readers laugh like the idiots we all are. Read what the critics say It's not the worst thing I've read.-Rachel Scott, mother Needs more pictures to color.-George W. Bush LOL : -))))) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?-random Internet blogger Did he spell his name right?-Arthur Scott, father Hey, buddy, I don't take personal checks.-Mistress Dominix