Is there anything more likely to make you laugh or put a smile on your face than the innocent and funny remark of a child? Such remarks are not only endless, but often an endless source of joy, like these hilarious quotes: -Dylan, age 5, "Mom, did it hurt much when you gave birth to Daddy?" -Keira, age 8, "Being in love is like having a birthday in your stomach." -Miley, age 3, "When I grow up, I want to be pregnant. Or a princess." -Jayden, age 5, "Mom, how old were you when you were my age?" I Am So Full of Happy Today is a heartwarming collection of the remarkably observant, funny and wise things said by children, aged two to ten years. All of the stories have a very real and personal feel, and include the name and age of each child. These playful, sometimes "tongue-in-cheek" tales straight from the minds and mouths of kids will have you learning and laughing long after you've turned the last page. More from the book- Round and Round it Goes Samuel, age 4: "Mom, does the Earth ever get dizzy?" Insightful Abigail, age 4: "Mommy, do you know why it snows?" Mother: "Hmm no, why?" Abigail: "It's because the clouds wants to give the kids something funny to play with." Astrology for Beginners 3 girls, age 4, during nursery school lunch-break discuss zodiac signs: Jessica: "I'm a Capricorn." Taylor: "I'm a Virgo." Ashley: "I'm a Princess." Jurassic Dad Sydney, age 7: "Dad, you're so old you must remember what the dinosaurs looked like?"