Amusing Musings of a Non-desperate Housewife. Follow the memories of humorist Lynne Boortz as she shares her life story, filled with kooky tales and nostalgic anecdotes. This is a hilarious tale of growing up in the '40s and '50s in California, living in Colorado and Germany through adulthood, and discovering a beautiful place to retire in the South. She shares embarrassing moments, joys of motherhood and touching events to which we can all relate. The clever author reflects on everyday events with a humorous twist. Take some time out from a stressful day, grab this book, and you will find yourself conjuring up fond memories and laughing out loud.