Do you have GAS? Is your life a piece of cake-or do you often feel like a fruitcake, because, frankly, you Give A Shit? If you could use more puff in your pastry and whip in your cream, read on! With musings on life, love, humor, parenting, and loss, this book with an "edge" not only keeps you off the ledge, but its practical tools for overcoming obstacles help you to create lasting change. Lessons from a frog, Fabio, a forty-year-old virgin, and more include: - Colorful anecdotes and Laughs of the Day - Tips for "MANEtaining" your hairy relationships. - Channeling such maladies as Walt Disney's Cough, GAS, and STD's (Self-Traumatizing Doubts). Real-life success stories laced with easily applicable advice-and a few cuss words-will have you laughing and crying your way to self-fulfillment. So give up the GAS and lighten your load. You, too, can live the life you love and love the life you live!