By a widely published author and father of 3 children, 12 books, and 1 kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to grow up or to go to sleep, this special edition of "I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep" imagines: --What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? --A band of 5000 yogis flown in from India specifically to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5,000 McDonald's restaurants. --A Nuclear Weapons fire sale to help balance America's deficit --What does it feel like to send your pet cat to a cat home or cat shelter, or to return a long-dead ex-chicken to an American supermarket? --The story of an Indian men's magazine which ran a special Sex Issue, with condoms glued to the inside of the magazine for readers who might be too carnally provoked to search for a condom. The e-book edition was No. 2 on Amazon's Political Humor bestseller list for nearly 5 weeks. This expanded Special Edition, while providing two chapters of comical Daddy-child interaction, and two other child or parenting-related essays, then moves into a broader world of no-holds-barred social, political, and sexual satire and intercultural humor, some of it new. For the first time, this book publishes the complete "Death of a Minister" a ferocious political satire with references to the Indian and American political landscape (John F. Kennedy and Camelot, for example). "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, Amazon 5-star review "Inspired silliness, Pythonesque goofiness, political bite."--Laurie Boris, Author of "The Joke's on Me." About the Author: Benny Profane is the alter ego of Richard Crasta, author of twelve other books, including the widely published and critically acclaimed THE REVISED KAMA SUTRA and WHAT WE ALL NEED.