What do you do when the one person you want to ask about menopause - your mom - isn't around to talk about it? You write letters to her, of course. You color your hair, pluck hair, shave, and generally age ungracefully. Dieting and exercise take a back seat to social media, your kids, and interesting bodily functions. But throughout it all, your faith continually restores your sense of humor and gives you insight on this mysterious rite of women everywhere.