Welcome to my Laboratory of Fear I'm Professor Igor. Yes, THAT Igor. Hehe. Each weird and unsettling specimen in my lab holds a story of science gone terribly, terribly wrong. Lucky for you, I have them locked up safe and sound, away from pryingeyes . . . but maybe just this once I ll let you have a peak. Don t be shy-- come downstairs to the world's most unusual science lab And pay no attention to those teenagers working hard on that ancient equipment. Yes, those are chains on their feet -- but they're quite happy to be here "