Inane Balderdash

Realizing his fans' need for additional 'literary gratification' (before losing their loyalty/sales to more prolific authors), "D.Q.T." quickly whipped up some new material, complete with a world-view, dated wisdom, and the required balance of humor vital to our survival as a species.

Unsolvable dilemmas-persistent paradoxes-is there any hope? While nobody has all the answers, David Q. has at least some of them, and he's more than happy to share them with you right here, right now

So go ahead-take this copy of "Inane Balderdash" to the cashier with the shortest line and the longest attention span-the sooner you get home & begin reading, the less traffic there'll be on the highway