Fiction. Readers beware. The brilliant first volume of B.M.C. Crenshaw's spellbinding teen romance series is not for the world-weary--such love letters, tearful trysts, and evictions await in INVASION OF THE LEFT- HANDED MEMARMORNES that no fan will make it to the end totally indifferent. Luckily, Crenshaw has prepared loyal readers for the spectacular climax of this book by doling out increasingly hot and heavy passages of midnight reverie and lasciviousness, shot through with lessons about honor and duty, studiousness and distractedness, and satiation and hunger. Finally, we would be remiss if we did not offer one small suggestion before you embark on your amazing adventures with Sarah, Peter and Michael Jackson--bring plenty of tissues.--Sandra F. Bergeron & Maya Frederiksen, NY Times