Is It Not Odd the Creator Never Shows?

A study of the relationship between humans of the planet Earth and the Creator of the Universe that explores how odd it is the Creator has never shown herself. This exploration is facilitated with chapters on important questions that include: is it not odd the Creator uses the narrow communication channel of one man to pass her Revelations to humanity, is it not strange the Creator never communicates to humanity via a woman, is it not curious the Creator has never provided a tangible object to authenticate her communications, is it not puzzling the Creator never reveals something unknown to humanity at the time of her Revelations, is it not odd the Creator has never communicated Revelations in modern times, and is it not strange that Earth is over 4 billion years old but the Creator delayed introduction of humans until approximately two hundred thousand years ago?

These questions are placed in context with a chapter that explores our planet's position in the vast web of galaxies that form the Observable Universe and with a chapter that examines the history of the bipedal tribe Hominini which includes our species Homo sapiens.

The study then resumes with a chapter that finds it odd the Creator has communicated so seldom in over 5000 years of history and with another chapter that explores communication scenarios the Creator could have used but did not. The study also examines the Creator's lack of communications from her point of view and observes that in our times it is impossible to distinguish between a first scenario in which the Creator communicated Revelations and a second scenario in which men in ancient times gradually and innocently developed the Revelations on their own

The study investigates the possibility that Homo sapiens can ever communicate with another advanced society and concludes it is slight. Finally, the study ponders faith and the difference between faith in events that may possibly turn out to be true and faith in events that have little chance of this.

Because these weighty investigations may lull an unsuspecting reader to sleep, they are interleaved with discussions between the Creator and her communications manager Chad, her travel secretary Tess, her inspector Ira, her public relations manager Pam, her research director Ron, her presentations manager Penny, and Chairman George of her board of directors. The discussion with George discloses that the Creator is just the Creator of one of dozens of Universes that together make up the Multiverse. She is so angered the directors have rated her performance as a "C" that she announces she is moving to be the Creator of one of the other Universes. George wishes her luck but requests that before she goes she answer a last question of "did someone create the Creator of the Multiverse?." To this, the Creator replies "---- as to that George, we'll never know the answer"