Hilarious travel quotes covering everything from parking tickets to the ash cloud""""The average airplane is 16 years old. And so is the average airplane meal." Joan Rivers"""""I always sit at the back of a plane. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain." Tommy Cooper"For those who suffer road rage, agoraphobia, vertigo, and frustration at being kept waiting at ports, airports, taxi stands, train stations, bus stops, and so on, here is a chance toboth relievethe agony and laugh out loud.Thishilarious compendium of witticismswill be savored byhardened travelers, from thought-provokingbrief sketchesto laugh-out-loud observations on the muted joys of getting from A to Bor NOT getting there, as the case may be Illustrated with funny cartoons, this handy pocket-sized book is a must-have for any traveler or transportation enthusiast."