It's the Worst Book Ever Written

"The author seems to have the intelligence level of an inbred monkey toddler."
- Jen

"This book is the reason why you have MS."
- Jason

"How could you write this trash. That's 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks, you putz "
- Dave

"This book is the equivalent of a hole in the air."
- Michelle

"This book caused my divorce and the literary equivalent of Herpes."
- David

"The writing is so weird, the text is poorly edited, and the story is nonsense. I regret every second I've lost reading this."
- Salina

"I lost IQ points as I read."
- Lisa

"English must have been a struggle for this author. Even caveman drawings have deeper and more thoughtful plots and themes."
- Aaron