If the most expensive meal you ever bought came with a moist towelette, if you own more cars than socks, if your mama saves aluminum foil, or if you drink soda with breakfast, you'll feel right at home with all the laughable one-liners in the You Might Be a Redneck If® . . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. 
 
Features include:

• 4.6" x 4.6" page size
• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Includes an amusing redneck joke on each page
• Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page