This cleverly titled blank book is a perfect gift for tickling funny bones on both sides of the political aisle The 8 1/2" x 5 1/2" trade paperback features 90 pages of quality white paper completely uncontaminated by printing -- save for headers & footers. It's perfect for doodling, making notes, folding origami, or ranting about the current election. In emergencies, it can also double as toilet paper. (Softness and efficacy not guaranteed for this use ) As an added bonus, if you buy today, you will receive an extra 7 pages of blank white paper bound in with the rest Ninety-seven blank pages in all (Along with three pages of pesky titles and legal information, for a not-so-grand total of 100 pages.) The book comes complete with a glossy, full-color cover suitable for framing-or throwing darts at. The back cover features copy sure to drive home the paperback's satirical intent to all but the densest of partisans