In this unmitigatedly silly retelling of the Hero's Journey, a teenage slacker named Josh agrees to guard the Secrets of the gods in exchange for a weekly bag of good weed. As Josh cavalierly attends to his task, he unwittingly sets off a firestorm among the pantheon, leaving the Old Order threatened and the Universe in a tenuous balance. To tell you more on the back cover would be to reveal too many Secrets.