Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth: Junie B. Jones, cartea 03
Autor Barbara Park, Mahoney Ilustrat de Denise Brunkusen Limba Engleză Paperback – 31 iul 1993 – vârsta de la 6 până la 9 ani
Sometimes life is P.U. With over 50 million books in print, Barbara Park's New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for over 20 years! In the 3rd Junie B. Jones book, Junie B.'s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
USA TODAY:
"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set."
Publisher's Weekly:
"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun."
Kirkus Reviews:
"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world….A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud."
Time Magazine:
"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty."
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Specificații
ISBN-13: 9780679844075
ISBN-10: 0679844074
Pagini: 80
Dimensiuni: 128 x 198 x 6 mm
Greutate: 0.06 kg
Editura: RANDOM HOUSE CHILDREN'S BOOKS
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ISBN-10: 0679844074
Pagini: 80
Dimensiuni: 128 x 198 x 6 mm
Greutate: 0.06 kg
Editura: RANDOM HOUSE CHILDREN'S BOOKS
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Extras
Chapter 2: The Cop and Dr. Smiley
When we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.
"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!"
Then I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!
"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?" I shouted.
Mrs. put her finger to her lips. That means be quiet.
"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!"
After that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.
I wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.
Just then there was a knock on the door.
Mrs. hurried to open it.
"HEY! IT'S A COP!" I hollered very excited.
The cop came into Room Nine.
He had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.
Mrs. smiled. "Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?"
"I can!" I called out. "They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think."
Just then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.
"They didn't rest him, stupid!" he hollered. "They arrested him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!"
Then the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.
"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy," I said to just myself.
After that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.
Also he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.
"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" I said.
'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.
Then another knock came at the door.
This time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.
"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley," said Mrs. "Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist."
Dr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.
"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink," I said.
After that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.
"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?" she asked.
"Yes," I said. "Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood."
Dr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.
Flossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.
Only pretty soon an accident happened.
That's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.
Then Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth.
And then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!
Room Nine clapped and clapped.
Dr. Smiley did a bow.
Then Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day.
"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth"? I asked.
Mrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.
That's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.
Buzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.
"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day," said a girl named Emily.
"I'm going to dress up like a princess," said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.
I did a giggle. "I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!" I said.
Then I ran speedy fast around the room. And I butted that mean Jim in the stomach with my head.
And guess what?
I didn't even get caught!
That's what!
When we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.
"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!"
Then I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!
"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?" I shouted.
Mrs. put her finger to her lips. That means be quiet.
"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!"
After that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.
I wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.
Just then there was a knock on the door.
Mrs. hurried to open it.
"HEY! IT'S A COP!" I hollered very excited.
The cop came into Room Nine.
He had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.
Mrs. smiled. "Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?"
"I can!" I called out. "They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think."
Just then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.
"They didn't rest him, stupid!" he hollered. "They arrested him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!"
Then the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.
"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy," I said to just myself.
After that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.
Also he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.
"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" I said.
'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.
Then another knock came at the door.
This time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.
"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley," said Mrs. "Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist."
Dr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.
"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink," I said.
After that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.
"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?" she asked.
"Yes," I said. "Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood."
Dr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.
Flossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.
Only pretty soon an accident happened.
That's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.
Then Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth.
And then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!
Room Nine clapped and clapped.
Dr. Smiley did a bow.
Then Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day.
"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth"? I asked.
Mrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.
That's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.
Buzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.
"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day," said a girl named Emily.
"I'm going to dress up like a princess," said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.
I did a giggle. "I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!" I said.
Then I ran speedy fast around the room. And I butted that mean Jim in the stomach with my head.
And guess what?
I didn't even get caught!
That's what!
Notă biografică
BARBARA PARK is beloved by millions as the author of the wildly popular, New York Times Bestselling Junie B. Jones series. She has won over 40 children's book awards and been featured in The NY Times, USA Today, and Time magazine. Twenty years and counting after the world's funniest kindergartner made her debut, Barbara says, "I've never been sure whether Junie B.'s fans love her in spite of her imperfections . . . or because of them. But either way, she's gone out into the world and made more friends than I ever dreamed possible. " Barbara Park is also the author of award-winning middle grade novels and bestselling picture books. She and her husband Richard live in Arizona. For games, jokes, and more visit Junie B. online at www.juniebjones.com.
Recenzii
From USA TODAY:
"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set."
From Publisher' Weekly:
"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun."
From Kirkus Reviews:
"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world....A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud."
From Booklist:
"Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set."
From Time magazine:
"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty."
From School Library Journal:
"Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud."
"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set."
From Publisher' Weekly:
"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun."
From Kirkus Reviews:
"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world....A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud."
From Booklist:
"Park, one of the funniest writers around . . . brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set."
From Time magazine:
"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty."
From School Library Journal:
"Park is truly a funny writer. Although Junie B. is a kindergartner, she's sure to make middle graders laugh out loud."
Descriere
When her teacher announces Job Day at school, Junie B. gets carried away, coming up with the best--and strangest--job description in Room Nine. Once again, Barbara Park's amusing depiction of kindergarten high jinks is on target.