Just call me...Rita BOOK 1984 Who could be so careless as to lose their diaries in a park of all places? Who could be so callous as to find and print them for anyone to read? Planning and scheming, quite the squalid lifestyle to be ashamed of. If you think this is another once upon a time? Bah-bye. If youre expecting a sugarcoated memoir, check the next aisle over. If you want reality in its most raw, potent form, then take a peek inside the life of a lecherous, dissipated twenty-year old. Come see what makes Rita, a buxom, brunette tick. Read all about a life of relentless debauchery in the 80's. Follow her sordid journey from Toronto to Los Angeles . Yah, trust me, theres never a dull moment.