"Our valiant hero attended the County Fair to defend the honor of three damsels while the dastardly Sideshow Family stood in our valiant hero's way as Mr. Pokerface had been encountered by our valiant hero and our valiant hero's mother was being wooed by the dastardly mayor as the hopes and dreams of all the people of Bluffside were on our valiant hero's shoulders! And it was getting dark outside..."