Search the word "zombies" on Amazon and you'll get 179,458 results. Now try "cats." That gives you 1,150,371 results. You'd agree that these are awfully impressive numbers. Now search "Leonard Stegmann" and what do you get? Eleven. Eleven measly results. And that, in a nutshell, is why this book is called Kitty Cats and Zombies. Oh, did you stop by because you thought this book was actually about zombies? Tough toenails, Fanboy, there's nary a zombie, vampire or werewolf anywhere in these pages. Or perhaps you were looking for some cute tales about kitties. There might be a cat mention or two, but none immediately come to mind. You will, however, find a dog story, if that helps. It's about the time two of the vicious brutes came charging at Leonard as he walked, alone and exposed, down a deserted nude beach. Yipes No, in Kitty Cats and Zombies you'll find nothing but dozens of Leonard Stegmann's latest ramblings, and really, what more could you possibly want? You'll learn about his voluptuous eighth grade math teacher who may or may not have appeared in Playboy, what it's like to spend a minute in Tanzania, why Leonard should never, ever go on The Suze Orman Show and the history of a Lennon-McCartney band that never was. But nope, no zombies.