"I'm the only person I know who has had an obscene phone caller hang up in disgust...." In her first book, Never Spank a Porcupine, Phyllis Tenney Mudgett delighted readers with humorous remiscences of life on and off her Vermont dairy farm. In this second volume of tales, Phyl once again draws us in with hilarious anecdotes and experiences collected from a life of adventures both in and out of her beloved Vermont. Sometimes irreverent, often politicaly incorrect, always wry, but never dull, this collection of tales reminds us that though it may be fun, ladies don't do that Sometimes irreverent, often politically incorrect, always wry, but never dull, this collection of tales reminds us that though it may be fun, ladies don't do that