Zephron sat across from Albert. He was not apologizing for crashing into the chimney of Albert's cottage. He was explaining how he came to be there. -He took time to point out if people didn't want dragons crashing into their chimneys they shouldn't build them so tall.- He began by explaining he had been a happy innocent dragon until the old wizard Gagglewort tricked him. Then his trouble began. Zephron's tone changed to quite whiney as he explained how he can't even visit his girlfriend anymore. The last time she saw him he turned into a human. The atmosphere changed from romantic to lunch is served really quickly. The bad part was he was lunch. All because of the stupid curse Gagglewort put on him. Albert listened intently however he was preoccupied with a couple of points. One was trying not to laugh and two how to get rid of his dragon hide boots. In fact Albert was also struggling with the reality of his situation. He was sitting less than three feet from a live dragon. A few hours earlier he had been bragging to everyone in the pub he was going to be a dragon slayer. Life has strange twists, so too does Ladies Please Don't Touch The Dragon.