Cross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a dash of Jo Brand, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria who in this uproarious collection of essays shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with any one brave enough to read them. From fashion advice Never point at anything beige and call it cool' (Rule # 4) to the five myths about ex-girlfriends and the facts about fake breasts, DeLaria offers straight-talking wisdom and raunchy humour. 'This raunchy lesbian comic with a big mouth and a big heart keeps you laughing.' - The New Yorker'