This is a journal of news headline interpretations, featuring Lefty, a fictitious character in whose flaws, and those of the inhabitants of his world, we may see our own weaknesses, and perhaps even grow stronger in their recognition...Lefty himself personally guarantees your satisfaction by stating if you are not 100%%%% happy reading about his exploits, any precious time you have wasted learning of his loathsome lack of charter will be cheerfully refunded...