More naked than David Sedaris, more fraudulent than David Rakoff, and on occasion a Miss Manners for our times, Billeh Nickerson tells it like it is in this wry, outrageously funny collection of essays. If you've ever wondered what to do if you saw a friend at a nude beach who had toilet paper stuck to his genitals; or what to do with friends who shave their pubes into patterns, Billeh has answers. He also writes about what it feels like to be the token gay at a house party and what it feels like when your hot date turns out to be a Star Wars freak (no one's perfect).