Welcome to my little book of verse. Or poems. Or prose. Or whatever it is when you write stuff that sometimes rhymes, sometimes doesn't and can vary in all manner of ways.
These writings are concerned with things I notice as I'm going about or maybe remembered from some time ago. Some are just invented but some relate to real people - (names have been changed.)
I suppose one or two are a bit naughty and I must admit to not doing P.C., I opted out of that one due to advanced age and artistic licence. I hope no-one will be offended.
Fairly often with my offerings you'll find a bit of a twist at the end. That's me being a smarty pants and it happens because I just like playing with words. Sometimes you may need to read the thing twice or more to see what I'm up to, hope it doesn't leave you flummoxed.
By and large it's all meant for a bit of fun, to cause a smile or even a laugh. Just one or two have a serious theme ('cause I can do that too.)
Finally, as long as you bought this book, (as opposed to nicking it) you'll be helping towards an old blokes pension so thank you very much and may the good fairy of happy things smile upon you.
Dave