Little Petrock

"Maccy, do you know your brother has a Yurt?"
"A what?"
"A yurt!"
"Then he needs to see a doctor and get it removed!"

"Say 'Wosson' Peter."
"What?"
"Nothing like it!"

"Jill, hoover the dog and whatever there is underneath it."

"I think the animal likes you, Lenny."
"How do you knaw?"
"He's eating the bottom of your bleddy jeans!"

"So where are you staying, Peter?"
"Here would be good, I'm out of petrol!"

"Lavinia, send the goat away with a flea in it's ear."
"Where will I find one of them, Maccy?"
"Have a look in it's bleddy ear maid!"