Haunted Hall School,
Frettin Forest,
Beastshire.
Dear Mum and Dad,
Listen to this news, it is good. Yeller has just made up a fine advert saying:
ARE YOU JUST A SMALL WEAK FLUFFBALL?
THEN BE A PUPIL AT HAUNTED HALL.
LEARN SECRET POWERS FROM OUR BIG BAD GHOSTS
LIKE HOW TO POP UP ALL OF A SUDDENLY LIKE TOAST
SO COME TO-DEE
AND BRING A LARGE FEE. DO NOT DELAY-EE
ARRROOOO, look out Richness, we are after you again!
Yours chestoutly,
L Wolf Esquire
"¿will cheer the heart of any child¿ delightful drawings of canine naughtiness¿ scary and funny." SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY
"Hugely entertaining and emphasising the fun of shared reading, it guarantees parental enjoyment." THE BOOKSELLER