THIS is a super-actional adventure of the most silly kind. Beginning when teenage rebel Robert Gates' girlfriend is shot dead by celebrity Kathy Huxford, the whole CIA gets embroiled in her evil schemes - before dinner lands on their boss' plate. Starring - tanks, buses, tanks, supertankers, tanks - Is that Lucifer from Paradise Lost? When Kathy Huxford unleashes her plan to seemingly blow up the Earth, the CIA audience were bored. Unbelievably bored. That is until Robert Gates asked if the Internet was still on. This is nothing like a crossover. That was the 90s, old man. These days, adventures feature on action of the most chilly kind - and I am currently writing this right in the middle of the Chinese Desert - the East Pole. Introducing a whole new range of characters, the bland and forgettable CIA VIPs, the charred Archangel Lucifer - and of course the IBM missile collection - a collector's prize for a life time.