Lost in the 70s

This begins a series of misadventures for Slick Townsend as he hires Henson and Sloan, a pair of bumbling detectives, to help on a special case. Slick has met a waitress at a local pizza shop, and it's love at first sight. The problem facing Slick is that he doesn't know if the waitress is married, or has a boyfriend. He hires the detectives to find out that information, and to generally "help me get in good with her." The detectives bring along a variety of associates, including Holmes, who claims to be a descendant of the famous Sherlock Holmes. They also encounter space aliens, Elvis, Bill Clinton, and an odd assortment of other characters.