Guilt, grief and a gallivanting goat. No wonder Lucy is hiding in the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

After buying an old schoolhouse for a dollar, housing a goat in the music room and hiding booze in the girls washroom, Lucy still can't face the ghost of her dead fianc .



Whom she killed.

Hence the whiskey.



Constable Dorian Wells has enough on his plate protecting his six-year-old niece from her mother's addiction, so why does he feel compelled to help the drunk teacher who seems to have no problem waking up with a chicken in her bed? Especially when she digs holes with her bare hands in the soccer field, refuses to get up before noon and seems determined to wallow in despair?


Can Dorian convince Lucy that happily ever after exists, when she is determined to destroy everything in its path?