Love Song for W

This handy Haiku summary lets you relive all the exciting developments under our 43rd president, George "W" Bush. Watch in amazement as our homespun, folksy friend

• Steals the American presidency -- live on TV
• Squanders a $4 trillion surplus without breaking a sweat
• Slaughters innocent Muslims to settle a personal score

Can our man parlay these accomplishments into a second term in the White House? Now's your chance to find out--and all in the vivid, easy-to-read format of Haiku

Author David Simons spent two years studying at U.C. Berkeley's Graduate School of Journalism, only to discover too late that he couldn't stand the thought of being a full-time journalist. He instead uses his investigative experience and research skills to support a variety of progressive causes in the American South.