The longest relationship I had ever had was with my pet turtle as a kid, so when my friends tried to talk to me about a relationship with Jesus, I thought they were both a little nuts. I mean, my relationship with my turtle didn't work out so well How can a person be in a coma and be awake at the same time? I don't know, but it was a spiritual coma. I would go to church every Sunday and do all the "right Christian" things. But who was I fooling? Apparently just me. If it doesn't break your heart, it isn't love.