Since the dawn of time, women have been called upon to enter into the wonderful world of motherhood. Heavily clad with tall tales of their own magical journey, some mothers can paint a pretty picture of a tropical parenthood paradise. This is not one of those stories. This is the true story of an honest to goodness, real life, surviving first time mother. Me. Come along with me for a roller coaster ride of swollen ankles, sleepless nights, dirty diapers and fear like you have never experienced. Don't say I didn't warn you