Lumpy Porridge and other Scottish Memories by Joyce Milne D'Auria is a wee book of stories, anecdotes, jokes, recipes and memories of an expatriate from Coatbridge, Scotland living in Florida. It is packed with smiles and poignancy and gaily decked out with some kilties on the cover. You will find inside some memories you may recognize, amusing tales of dealing with life in these Yoonided states and trips back to the homeland. And there's more, including "Aunt Nan's Secret Shortbread Recipe," "Colin's Mince and Tattie's," more of the popular series "Tales My Grandfather Told Me," and "Travelling Back in Time," for the nostalgic Scot and those who like Scotland