Losing a job or an apartment is never funny, unless it happens to Malcolm Tent. In this adventurous, comical tale, Malcolm quickly learns about the dangers and pain of homelessness. His integrity succumbs to desperation and temptation when he turns to a life of crime and steals anything he can get his hands on to survive. Malcolm Tent may go down in history as the world's worst criminal (nobody steals bulldozers anymore). During his journey through Nowheresville, he faces the hostile side of law enforcement, small children, employers, gypsies, and geese. All the while, his encounters with women are born out of his futile optimism and die with the harsh reality that he's just not their type. Despite the somber circumstances, this story is very funny and will have you laughing when you least expect it in Malcolm Tent's misguided Holiday.