Susie homemaker is my bitch. That's what you will be saying after you get through these awesome life saving (well, not really life saving, but pretty cool) tips. The problems discussed in this book are most definitely #firstworldproblems. Like what do I do with the extra pesto I just made? And how can I hide my sweat stains? And of course, how do I clean suitcases after a vacation? But when you are not foraging for food or looking for shelter, these are the problems that are really goddamn annoying. So, my peeps, these are for you. I hope they make your life a little less annoying when I'm not around to annoy you in person. Here it goes...Martha Stewart can suck it. And Rachel Ray can kiss my ass too. Love, Vanessa