......."Well, it's not me, is it? I told him, yes I did, I said, "Paul, toilet brushes and dusters are just not me"................  Mary's Mail is the story of three friends, once neighbours, who keep in touch by email. Prim and proper Celia lives in France with husband Paul. She is highly strung and hasn't taken to life in a small, French village, where she has an eccentric neighbour one side and gay neighbours the other. When she discovers that her husband has a secret, she embarks on a lifestyle that shocks her friends.  Mary lives with her husband Geoffrey in Eastbourne and struggles with her personal sadness over her estranged daughter. When tragedy strikes it's Mary's sense of humour that keeps her going together with her inquisitive nature. She feels it's her duty to discover what is going on in the house next door?  Em lives in a small village in Devon with husband, Robin and their two teenagers. She has to contend with her moody daughter and 'perfect' son, as well as her snobbish neighbour , Delia, but she's happy with her life, that is, until man-eater Georgie moves in next door.