Maurllan's Spell

Maurllan writes to solve boredom: his first, his editor's next, then yours when you are ready. He believes all human knowledge is formed backwards, leading to tedium, and only corrected by extreme playfulness. For example, the Medievalist Fiction notion male humans are superior to female humans is redressed by a world-building makeover starting with Goddesses and practical magick.Maurllan escaped the poverty of outstate Minnesota by serving in two branches of the U.S. Military, from which he successfully retired. He learned the largest and all-female platoon in his basic training company was motivated and physically able to brawl six nights a week, while the three all-male platoons were consistently less effective and even incompetent. The Army taught him one could walk fifteen miles in a night and ignore human borders to deliver a message. The Air Force taught him to credibly track money for everyone's benefit year-over-year.He resides in the Midlands and is allergic to caffeine, which makes him irrationally angry and is a source of self-humor because he tried for years to use coffee to relieve boredom.