Megan Saint is anything but a saint. She smokes when she can get them. Beer had taken some time getting used to. She doesn't do drugs. To make up for that, she overuses the "f" word. A boyfriend would be nice but not many guys want to be seen with her. All told, Megan is a closet rebel. She loves getting in a "little" trouble-the kind of trouble that makes adults think she has "issues." But then real trouble comes to campus. Megan's just starting her junior year when weird things start to happen. Kids in her English class are dying. Surviving murder, mayhem, and kidnapping are the assignments of the day. To do so Megan teams up with the Hump, a no-neck fat boy who believes he's the reincarnation of Henry the VIII.