How do you get revenge, when you don't even know who to get revenge on? This book is for all those people who hate technology and telemarketers. Mel has had her entire life hacked, her phone doesn't go, her bank account is empty, and worst of all he chocolate supply is running low. So why is someone sending her emails saying it is all her own fault? Join Mel and enjoy the laughs, as she whips out the laxatives and does old school revenge in a high tech world.