When you were in school, did you ever give a substitute teacher a difficult time? If so, then shame on you. If not, well then, you're most likely a liar too. The position of a substitute teacher is as scary as they say it is. Substitute teachers are often the subject of ridicule, relentlessly tested by unruly students and often antagonized to the point of intense emotional distress. Inside Memoirs of a Prostitute Teacher, you will come face-to-face with what it's like to be a sub. Gary, known as Mr. H. to his students, portrays his experience as a first year substitute teacher inside the classroom with a cynical twist and satirical appetite for dark humor, combined with a gentle touch of human compassion for doing what he was called to do on a daily basis: be rented out to fulfill the position of the daily grind for full-time teachers, who most deservingly so, take a day off. In fact, that is exactly what Gary Hildenbrandt had inscribed on his business card: "I'm the reason why you should take the day off." Memoirs of a Prostitute Teacher will have your emotions tugged in every which direction imaginable. If you ever felt that being a substitute teacher was as terrifying as you've heard, well then, you've heard right.