Dr. Browntrout is the most dangerous man alive. He has bested the American Psychiatric Association at their own game, having invented mental disorders that pathologize all human behavior indiscriminately, and apply to every human being on earth. Doc Browntrout makes no secret of the kickbacks he demands from the pharmaceutical industry. He's kicking down the doors of academia, and running through their hallowed halls, ripping off their fat money bags and lighting their textbooks on fire. Don't try to stop him. Don't hold him back. He's charging by the diagnosis. Examples of disorders defined in this book: Pediatric Pouty Lip Moochism and Moochism by Proxy Younger Male Grandmother Disorder Vacuous Contrition Disorder Nonanomolous Naval Gazing Duchene's Douchebag Disorder Cuddle Deficit Disorder Manchild Disorder Little Asshole Disorder (LAD) Public Urination Anxiety Fluoride Averse Retrograde Trance (FART)