In this work of fiction, the author recreates the effects of psychedelic drugs as interpreted through literature. Loosely defined characters set out on a mission whose purpose lacks clarity other than an attempt to resolve internal conflict and ultimately merge with the universal oneness. A cryptic romp through the history of LSD culture, culminating in a timeless stream of collective consciousness. Run on sentences, obscure references, anagrams, palindromes, nonsensical dialog; all thrown in a blender, twisted into metaphors, and transcribed to audio where the music can be read through synesthesia. Using a heuristic method with this viral approach to liguistics enables the mind to transpose the essence of the words in accordance with their own purpose. The reader will sense that they are engaging in conversation with a vacous madman but will soon find out that there is more to it than meets the eye. If kicks are what you're after, you might get more than you bargained for.