"They say love is blind. I say it's deaf, dumb, blind, and borderline criminally insane." Thus begins Michael Preslyn's account of how he wins, then loses, the love of the finest girl he has ever known, and how she becomes the most remarkable woman he has ever known. Michael is about to begin work on his Master's degree. He's a serious and dedicated student, but he has one little quirk: an obsession with lesbianism and female bisexuality; he longs for a threeway relationship. Danni is an innocent and naive little country girl about to start as a freshman at the university. When he meets Danni, Michael thinks he has found the girl of his dreams. In guiding her intellectual and sexual development, he sees himself as a modern-day counterpart of the mythical Greek sculptor Pygmalion, falling in love with the perfect woman he is crafting. In leading her down the dark side streets and back alleyways of love, he finds her willing and even eager to experiment sexually with him. But when he broaches the idea of a m nage trois, he finds that there is a limit to Danni's compliance, and he learns an important life lesson: people who court disaster are rarely jilted. Michael and Danni's story is told with a tongue-in-cheek tone and frequent laugh-out-loud humor that lift this novel above the general run of erotic romances.