A whimsical, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of history, scripture, novels, movies and other life experiences.Excerpt: The crew feared that at any moment the whale would breach (that means come to the top), but they didn't know when. Captain Rehab, being the most experienced among them shouted, "Watch the birds! Watch the birds!" With that, a huge flock of laughing sea gulls gathered above and pooped all over the crew. Rehab said, "I told you to watch the birds! Good thing whales can't fly! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Captain Rehab had his jocular side, though the crew failed to appreciate it.